"As a Canadian, I have that extra layer of fat to keep me warm."

Canada and Nathan Fillion are two of my favourite things on this planet.

Jason Segel wore a superman cape under his clothes every day until he was thirteen “in case there was trouble”.

Wow. 

And I thought I couldn’t love you more than I already did.

"But an anagram of my name that I’m very proud of is ‘Cougar Fingers’."

Wow, Craig Ferguson is actually perfect.