Tumblr Crushes:

• batcows
• oswinozwald
• openpandorica
• areyoumarriedriver
• whooves
• torchwood3
• angstinspace
• wincherest
• thedefenderoftheearth

I know and I love it and it’s killing me because there’s no way these two will ever even meet in the Whoniverse and UGH.

Please, guys.

And while you’re at it, kidnap Alex Day and bring him to me.

Thanks, cloysterbitches. 

sonicmetennant replied to your post: I really want to message the Doctor Who blog and…

DO IT

roseandnine replied to your post: I really want to message the Doctor Who blog and…

you’re underestimating the doctor who blog. just do it.

I hate you guys.

(Also changed it to make it more flattery as that sounds way less creepy and more formal than the other message.)

BUT I’M STILL FREAKING OUT BECAUSE GODDAMNIT.

Always assume the worst.

Welcome to North Shore High:

• She’s totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels. 
• Her face smells like peppermint.
• She’s fabulous, but she’s evil.
• I have this theory that if you cut off all her hair, she’d look like a British man.
• Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives. 
• I was half a virgin when I met her!
• One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.
• One time she met John Stamos on a plane.
• I’d rather see you out there shakin’ that thang.

ALSO HONORARY JESS BECAUSE SHE KNOWS EVERYBODY’S BUSINESS. SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYONE.

I know and I’m really proud of that post cause I really like it and I’m going to reblog the fuck out of that tomorrow so prepare your asses.

And then I will quote the ancient Hawaiians all the time.

I will become Tito.

And you will all have to deal with it.

Because as the ancient Hawaiians used to say, “if the ocean is too far from the shore, the answer you seek is behind the door.”